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Watch this hilarious video clip from Jackie Beat. I am so in love with his her voice! In fact i think this version of Retouch My Body sounds cool leh.



Want the lyric? I bet you want to sing along.

Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…

You know I’m gettin’ older
And I’ve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin’ you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more

Retouch my bodyRe-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouseI’m as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in bloodor else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don’t wanna look tragicSo call In-dustrial
Light & MagicRetouch my body
Make me look leanLike fat-ass Oprahon O Magazine
Retouch my bodyEven out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my bodyBlur it some more
Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin’ young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don’t want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Don’t cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don’t ya’ burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at MadonnaIn real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I’ve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body!


If you have no luck to watch the video clip (i understand how sucky is the internet these days), afraid not. Click Here. Of course you have click on the play button la, or else how you expect the song will play -_-


p.s. if you love this post drop me a comment la. i'm sick of seeing zero comment. i might as well just delete the commento thingy T___________T